The Empire of The totally legit peoples empire is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 390 million totally legit peoples empireans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Liberty Crown City. The average income tax rate is 46.5%.

The thriving totally legit peoples empirean economy, worth 25.6 trillion Isles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 65,516 Isles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

The term cold case has taken on a very literal meaning, the government response to disaster victims starving for bread is "let them eat stale cake", it is quite common for bar patrons to discuss Wittgenstein over cordials and games of backgammon, and both illness and poverty are seen as signs of low moral worth. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The totally legit peoples empire's national animal is the Great White Shark, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

The totally legit peoples empire is ranked 227,532^nd in the world and 5,143^rd in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 48.52 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.